Steve: I'm not sure I understand what is happening in this picture, but I am sure it's awesome.
Zack: Export from Bryce 3D. Render lens flare. Paste elves. What's to understand?
Steve: What's the sphere?
Zack: It appears to be your common magical orb.Steve: I think they're summoning a cockatrice.
Zack: No way, the orb is showing them their future: they will travel to a place with more water on the Bryce slider.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.