Zack: This is what cyborg commandos do for fun. Being creatures of rational science they like to traipse into the mythical forest and blast the shit out of mud piles and tree branches.

Steve: On one hand I approve, brute force is surely more than a match for nature, but on the other hand I side against techno wizardry in general.

Zack: Too close to real wizardry?

Steve: Ha ha, very funny. Wizardry is not real.

Steve: It is just an alternate theory to explain the way things work.

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