Steve: What the heck is this?
Zack: You seem to like your milestones. I figured the first cover with a sweaty guy really jamming out hard on the harmonica would be a big hit.
Steve: What are the silver balls about?
Zack: They symbolize the extreme difficulty of playing harmonica (almost impossible) and remind him that, in time, even his visor sweat will be gone.
Steve: A memento moron.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.