Steve: Check out those tiny dudes running away. They don't mess around with their monster trucks in the future.
Zack: In the grim wasteland of the future, only two garbage trucks survive, and they are as big as mountains.
Steve: Two trucks, one garbage route, and everything is on the line, including the survival of humanity.
Zack: And don't bother separating your recycling, because it all gets dumped into the same inferno of hatred that fuels these two sanitation warriors.
Steve: But no yard waste! That truck comes on a different day and it's actually a radioactive spider, not a truck.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.