Zack: "Um, you don't really look like your profile."
Steve: "You've friendzoned me for the last time, Margaret!"
Zack: The tragic result of the strangest missed connections ad on craigslist.
Zack: "You were a snappy dressing dame with a lot of legs. I was the slumping, green-skinned hairbeast skulking in alleyways and casting menacing shadows as you hurried towards your destination."
Steve: I don't think that even comes close to being "the strangest missed connections ad."
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.