Steve: Yeah, that seems about right for high lord of the earth.
Zack: If anything I was thinking even greasier muscles and an even bigger mustache. Like maybe just a mustache with muscles. Is that possible?
Steve: With enough anabolic steroids anything is possible.Zack: Like the miracle of childbirth.
Steve: From a bicep.Zack: Bad bicep baby. Born with a full handlebar.
Steve: He came out of the bicepwomb with full tribal tats on his arms.
Zack: High Lord of Earth? *arrow explodes helicopter* Yes, please.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.