Tech wunderkind Rance Gellman, playboy brother of Liberty Gellman, ex-mistress of Oracle's CFO, refuses to say what exactly his vLUNGUS service does except that it involves streaming video and "virtual campfire nomadic shared experience media." He inked a $6.5 million deal with Malkor VC while playing vuvezelas at the dog washing rave.
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