CONEX Convict Connections: "Approaching Storm"

This article is part of the CONEX Convict Connections series.

CONEX > D Block > Local News and Views

NIGGA YOU HEAR THAT MUSIC??

Holla At: C-Zar @ D Block on 4
Askin: MOTHERFUCKER YOU STOP WITH THAT DRUM I AINT EVEN PLAYIN A LITTLE BIT
Niggas word: IS BOND (13 in last 3 months)

I STILL AINT FIGURED OUT WHAT THE FUCK A LYNX IS

SOME SORTA CAT CREATURE WITH EARS. NOW YOU GONNA TELL ME HOW A NIGGA DONE A BODILY RAPE ON ONE WORTH TRIPLE MOTHERFUCKIN LIFEAND DIDNT GET TORE THE FUCK UP?

BITCH I AM FUCKIN ALLERGIC TO CATS ANYWAY. GET SOME DOCTOR IN HERE PUT ME NEXT TO A TABBY MY FUCKIN NOSE WILL START RUNNIN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKA. SNEEZIN LIKE THERE IS PEPPER UP IN MY FACE. LEGAL COUNSEL NEED TO START EXONERATIN MY ASS AND SHIT GODDAMN

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ANYWAY NIGGA I AM POSTIN THIS SHIT UP LIKE THE COMMUNITY NEWS AND VIEWS AND SHIT BECAUSE I GOT A PROBLEM WITH SOME DRUM LINE MOTHERFUCKER. I DO NOT KNOW WHO THE BITCH IS BUT UNLESS HE WANTS HIS FACE ALL CUT UP WITH A PIECE OF GLASS OR A CAN TOP HE NEEDS TO STOP WITH THE DRUM.

THAT SHIT START AT MIDNIGHT TWO NIGHTS BACK AND I HEARD IT WAY OFF IN THE DISTANCE. THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP. LIKE SOME NIGGA DRIBBLING A BALL OVER IN E-BLOCK OR SOME SHIT. BUT EVERY HOUR SINCE THEN THAT SHIT BEEN GETTIN LOUDER AND LOUDER.

THEN ALL THE OTHER CRAZY SHIT HAPPEN LIKE THE WALLS MOVIN LIKE THEY BREATHIN AND MOISTURE COMIN OUT THE THE CEILING EVEN IF YOU UNDERNEATH ANOTHER CELL. SHIT THAT NIGGA TBONE AND A WHOLE BUNCHA NIGGAS GOT PULLED INTO DRAINS IN THE SHOWER BY AN OCTOPUS ARMS OR SOME SHIT. OR SO I HEAR TELL. BUT THAT FUCKIN DRUM GETTIN LOUDER IS THE WORST THOUGH.

THAT SHIT GET TO A POINT IS LIKE WHEN YOU AT A SHOW AND YOU GET TOO CLOSE TO THE SPEAKER STACK AND THEN THE BASS DROP ON THAT SHIT AND YOU CANT EVEN HEAR IT THAT SHIT GOT SO MUCH BASS. YOUR INSIDES JUST START MOVIN AROUND AND VIBRATIN LIKE YOU FEEL YOUR HEART BRUSHIN UP AGAINST YOUR RIBS AND SHIT.

THEN THIS MORNIN I WOKE UP AND THERE WAS BLOOD COMIN OUT MY EYES AND EARS LIKE ALL CAKED IN AND NASTY AS FUCK. I GOT THAT SHIT OUT BUT ABOUT THAT TIME SOME OTHER BITCH STARTS IN WITH THIS TOOTIN SHIT SOUND LIKE SOME FAGGOT FLUTE SHIT. IT DONT EVEN GO WITH THE DRUM, WHICH IS MAKIN ME FEEL LIKE DYIN, IT JUST TOOT AND WHISTLER AND SHIT AS ANNOYIN AS A MOTHERFUCKER.

IF A NIGGA CLOSE HIS EYES THE FUCKED UP PART IS HE SEES LIKE SOME BLACK MOTHERFUCKIN SHIPS FLYIN IN THE AIR AND SOME SHIT WITH SIX WINGS AND EYES ALL OVER. SKULL HEAD NIGGAS FLUTIN AND DRUMMIN.

I TRIED TO PRETEND THE DRUM WAS A GIANT FINE ASS BOOTY CLAPPIN AT A NIGGA, BUT IT AINT WORK. I SEEN SOME DEAD CITY AINT NEVER TOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS. SOME FUCKIN SHIT IN THE NORTH POLE AND SHIT. THAT IS SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CYCLOPEAN SHIT NIGGA. MOTHERFUCKIN ELDRITCH VISTAS IS WHAT I MEAN.

BITCHES, I DO NOT GIVE A SOLITARY FUCK IF YOU GOT TO PRACTICE YOUR DRUM ALL NIGHT. YOU NEED TO FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT. DRUM ON A PILLOW, GET SOME DREAM CATCHERS OR SOME SHIT. BECAUSE YOU ARE STRAIGHT UP KILLIN THIS NIGGA, WHICH MEAN IF I FIND YOU I WILL STRAIGHT UP KILL YOU.

• Location: Lambspoke, D-Block, Tier 4

• Smuggles to: BITCH JUST STOP IT WITH THE MUSIC
  

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