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"I am Yoshimitsu! Had enough?"
- Yoshimitsu, Soulcalibur
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Circumstance and obstacles can delay your progress and seem insurmountable to a newcomer as you attempt to rescue Doctor Boskonovitch. Only through experience will we ever become seasoned veterans.
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