Jeff K.'s Halloween Christmas Flash Movie, Tabloid Monday

From: chuckles@databasix.com
Subject: hey man

hey man great site. you should pay attention more to your hosted sites tho. that jeff k guy opnly admits hes a computer hacker. i dunno if you would like people like that on your site, i mean what if he gets caught? what if you get him angry and he hacks you?

good job
Chuckles

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– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)