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Chicago Bill I respect the law. That's why I'm givin' it a fair fight.
Cowboy Charlie is callin it quits. Love is one battlefield I ain't skilled enough to fight on.
Rapid City Russ i am but an imbecile when accompanied by spirits. anyone wanna help me fetch my horse outta the bog?
Yodelin' Red Paskiewicz my yodeling cost me my beautiful red hair. I think I'm done with it. I'm done with it forever!
John Red Eagle the spirits of the elders have seen fit to bless us with calm blue skies. I think I'm finally going to build that new wigwam.
Wenatchee Kid NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT ABOUT CINCINNATI PETE BEING MY LIFE PARDNER AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT.
Wenatchee Kid and Cincinnati Pete are now listed as pardners.
Sooty Stan Boy howdy I got me a big ol' honeycomb. Gentleman, ready your biscuits accordingly!
Tall James McGinley is now listed as lonesome.
Ol' Floyd Carson *sigh* men... they're all mangy dogs.
Wild Ron Much obliged for all the well wishes, folks. Chicago Bill's aim is about as true as them newspapers printin' my obituary.
Mad Bill Boothe Aw heck! It's off, boys.
Sheriff Pawley fancies this.
Hoagy Calhoun hey tiny madison, I think the two of us plumb got our horses switched last night. mine's the dumb one, yers is the ugly one!
Rutherford Griffith anyone hittin the saloons tonight? In a celebratin mood on account of my dog comin back.
Tiny Madison why the heck is my danged horse runnin me in circles? She looks better'n normal, tho.
Vaquero Esquerra whicha y'all are comin to my chili cookoff???
Prospectin Doyle anyone know anything about gold fever? cuz I think I got it!!!
Tallahassee Percy Having recently taken to the Lord's Ways, I no longer find pleasure in fartin around so much.
Slimy Morgan Doc says I needa cut back on my drinkin on accounta my wild expectoratin
Father Gerald better not see any of his folk frequenting any houses of sin, or there'll be HELL to pay!
Gray Clay Bailey trying an experiment: going to shower and wear a new outfit every day to see if it improves my standing with the fairer gender. Today's outfit: a barrel.
Hoppy is mighty sore at that damn medicine man for sellin me bad peyote. Spent the day kissing a hog's rear end thinking it was my beautiful Ellie.
Buford Bronson joined the group IF THIS GROUP GITS 10,000 PARDNERS I'LL MARRY MY HORSE.
The Outlaw Johnny Hunt whoda thunk I'd meet the love of my life the day I git sent to prison? Wait for me Miss Molly Sue! Wait for me!
Doc Beauzerau looks like jim hoyle prolapsed again. reckon I better fetch the scissors.
Green Chaps McGee What them Chinamen do with opium... magnifique! Can't even feel the hurt in my heart no more.
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