Wow! You have to credit The Simpsons for painting such an accurate picture of the future. Just as the show depicted in several classic episodes, bosses still rule the workplace, making arbitrary decisions motivated entirely by personal grudges. In fact, your boss may be looking over your shoulder as you read this listicle now! In the words of Mr. Burns, "very good."
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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