Prince. David Bowie. Alan Rickman. Gene Wilder They all--you guessed it--died in 2016! And where have we seen this concept before? That's right: The Simpsons! Since the very first episode, they promised oblivion waits for us all. And as someone who makes content for the Internet, I find this idea very comforting! So thanks, The Simpsons: your predictions give hope to those of us who regularly eat discount canned soup and earn three cents per word. Like the producers of our favorite cartoon, I'm too much of a coward to put a merciful end to a miserable existence, so it looks like I'll be phoning it in until a jaded hospice care worker removes my feeding tube 50 years from now. Haw haw!
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