But it is gone now. It probably had something to do with calculating the square root of your soulmate. That's what we're all interested in here at Something Awful; the calculation of soulmates. I've personally calculated over 14,000 soulmates just today. I calculate the hell out of some soulmates.

Rifftrax With Mike Nelson and I Coming On February 2nd!

Rifftrax is what Mike Nelson started doing after Mystery Science Theater 3000... and I had the privilege of working with Mike to create one for the wonderful cinematic joybomb "Troll 2" last week!

Head over to Rifftrax and get an example of what you're in for! Also hurry the hell up and buy a copy of "Troll 2!"

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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