NecroMonster

> put the green iv stand thing up your butt, then lay in the bed like nothing weird is going on

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Poland Spring

> nonchalantly ask how the doctor's day has been

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Fucker

> act cluelessly and scared toward all the ruckus, calmly beg the doctors to not do me any harm

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CharlestonJew

> Rip latex glove from nurse's hand, inflate it with your mouth, then wear it on your head for the rest of the game.

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Putty

> try to escape into the three dimensional world

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Haam

> save in slot 1

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