AzramLegion is up to six fingers these days.
In twelve days Bimston will enter his cocoon and come out looking exactly like Wilford Brimley. This is the miracle of life.
DevCore has made a vow to find and kill the vending machine that murdered his family.
I traded all my nickel rookie cards when I heard he abused steroids to make this image.
The Matthew138 is much safer than previous Matthew models, which were known to have glitches in their ethics subsystems.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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