HoboNinja, standing by at our Skunkweed Bog weather station, reports the temperature a "smelly 54 degrees."
hellbastard attempted to cut about fifteen hours from Lord of the Rings, but it's still not enough.
Hello Pity also tried to shorten Lord of the Rings, which I guess is a pretty pressing issue.
According to the Myers-Brigs Personality Index, Hello Pity smells like sulfur.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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