...or engage in graphic, public sex. Pirates aren't prudes, but this simply wouldn't do.
Much better.
The army descended with frightful wrath upon the unsuspecting townsfolk.
Within hours, the pirates had pressed the men into hard labor...
...and the women into other, more sordid pursuits.
With one land conquered, the squad of scurvy curs looked eastward, into the rising sun and the land of their forsworn enemy.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.
Previous Articles
- The Radical Mr. Rosedale
- Second Life Blog Roundup
- A Brief Pictorial History of Second Life
- Second Life Sucks: The Reckoning
- Spartan Army
