I do! Me! Me! Oh teacher I've been ever so good!
God I would give anything to smell Conan's farts.
I wonder if there are people out there who would want to suck off Jay Leno.
...the whitest penis on Earth.
If Conan O'Brien ever found this thread, no, this forum, there would be a couple hundred restraining orders sent out that night.
OH GOD I WANT TO SUCK OFF CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!
The man loves his masturbating bears.
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