We interupt this edition of Weekend Web for some emergency Rap Battles!

"Ja'e Roc" Vs. "Optimus"

"Blak Siinz" Vs. Some Other Guy with a Dumb Username

"DaCROZofHB" Vs. "BIGPAPPA76"

"emcee Reaper" Vs. "Shifty Fingers"

"Lyrical Demon 04" Vs. ToxicVerbz

Winners: No one

Losers: Humanity

Thank you for attending this week's Rap Battle contest!

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