You know those dumb Budwieser commercials that salute the "Real Men of Genious"? Well I salute you Mr. Masturbating-On-The-Train-On-His-Way-To-The-Vatican.
So funny I forgot to laugh!
Well how much coaching do you need to learn how to cyber sex in public places?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF IMAGE DO YOU EXPECT TO HAVE HERE SWEETHEART?!
Yes, because "toothing" would be MUCH better than a steamy love scene featuring two attractive movie stars.
While I can imagine what the kind of men who do this look like. What I can't fathom is what the women who do this look like. I dare not seek out where man fears to tread.
Two million Brits can't be wrong!
Don't have a cow, man.
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