I used to know a kid that shit on the neighbor's lawn and never got caught. I thought it was the grossest thing.

Get in line.

I enjoy frequent visits to the emergency room.

I WENT SSJ AND BROKE MY FRIEND'S MOTHERFUCKING ARM.

And I ruu-uuuun, I run so farrr away-aaaayyyyy!

You're a horrible person.

WAH WAH MY GRANDMA IS DYING WAH WAH

I cannot imagine being so comfortable with a sibling masturbating. Jesus.

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