There used to be nothing more embarrassing than accidentally calling your teacher "Mom," but then this post comes flyin' out of nowhere.
"Littlink" just took off his little pink lace glove and busted "ABYAY" across the grill with it.
Clorox gets your whites whiter and your brights brrrrrrrroooooohhhhhh godddd mommm helllllp
Start with "ingster's" computer, for Pete's sake.
Now wait just one minute, if "Dino Dude" is qualified to be giving out girl advice I'd like to write a few paragraphs about being a lumberjack.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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