Devil Went Down to Georgia: A Court Case
YOUR ACCUSATIONS HAVE GUARANTEED YOUR DESTRUCTION, ATTORNEY!!! I WILL CRUSH YOUR BODY BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF MY HELLISH LEGS!!! I WILL PERCH UPON YOUR TWISTED CORPSE AND PICK THROUGH YOUR BURSTING ABDOMEN! I'LL SWALLOW THE BONES OF YOUR LEGS AND VOMIT THEM UPON THE FACES OF YOUR CHILDREN! IN HORROR THE JURY WILL WATCH AS I … *Order in the Court!!*
Return of the Wizard (Part 2)
So the message you left with my mother said we'd be working with hazardous chemicals today? I brought my protective goggles and gloves. What's on the agenda, Mr. Wizard?
Grrl Monthly Pop Quiz!
Fear not, ladies! Grrl Monthly has composed a fail-proof test to help you sort through the questions of your love life! Is he prince charming? Is he the king of losers? Should you marry him? Should you be running for the hills? All shall be answered herein!
Return to Darkness (Part 2)
Imagine, if you will, a twelve-to-fourteen-foot-tall hellbeast crushing your corpse beneath its fiery feet. The last thing you hear is a gurgling growl, as gallons of blood, saliva, spiders and froth pour from its mouth onto your mangled flesh. All the while, your dying gaze remains unshakably transfixed on its empty, unflinching, dead white eyes.
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The Lost Transcripts of Mr. Wizard (Part 1)
EPISODE 1030: SACRIFICE (Lucy enters KITCHEN from HALLWAY to find Mr Wizard covered in blood, holding a human heart in his hand. Tina lies in a pool of blood on the floor.)
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Our exciting BURGLE-MASTER TRADING CARD SERIES immortalizes the greatest burglars in U.S. history!
TerrorBear (Part 1)
You will never find two TerrorBears in each others' presence. The result of this phenomenon is exactly what one might expect when an unstoppable chaotic force encounters its equal -- absolute annihilation of all present matter. The craters on this planet have a variety of sources: meteorites, uncommon erosion, explosions, and TerrorBear showdowns.
