A Very Noiry Christmas
That old so-and-so Johnny G gives you the skinny on this year's holiday schmahoofle.
F This Cat
My cat is a butthole and I live in a cloud of fear and outrage. Come join in the fun!
Your Guide to Holiday Binge Eating
Survive Thanksgiving dinner with these tips on stuffing your face like an animal!
Video Game Rental Instructions
Take a look at alternative video game instructions from the shelves of your local video store and enter a warp zone of confusion. Mama mia!
A Message From Your College President
Your college president talks about the burning issues facing college students today, and football. Go Pumas!
Cartoon Case Study: The Story of G
Can a retarded cartoon father raise his son while on a collision course with wackiness? The answer may surprise you.
Metal Gear Solid 4 Spoilers
Learn the secrets of Metal Gear Solid 4, and perhaps the identity of that charming monkey???
Your Guide to Internet Criticism
Guest writer Raymond "Pillow Pants" Huffman teaches you how to put Internet bullies in their place.
Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Restaurant Criticism Colloquium
Gentleman correspondent Addison Hillsdale IV gives you the scoop on local Asian restaurant Wok and Roll.
The Simcity Board of Advisors
Let the Simcity Board of Advisors instruct you in the ways of government, at least until you get bored and put in all the cheat codes.
Proposition 43
A report on why voting is important - voting for Proposition 43 exclusively.
Krappy Komics Korner: A Deadly Choice!
A look at a terrible anti-drug comic that tried to keep kids off the streets and on lousy computers.
YouTubery! Vlog Spotlight: Fluttershy
A journey to the center of Fluttershy, the 900-pound queen bee vlogger who’s been taking YouTube by (fat) storm!
The LiveJournal Fanfiction Battle of 2007
Nerds battle LiveJournal for their god-given right to be disgusting.
Jimmy Buffett: A Truth Media Celebrity Report
Bob “BobServo” Mackey sits down with pirate songsmith Jimmy Buffett to find out why being a musician is really about having the best restaurant chain. Shove over, Kenny Rogers!
The Scary Zombie Journals
WARNING: The following journal entries chronicle the horrifying tale of two men trapped in a department store during the worst and only zombie outbreak the world has ever seen.
Adventures in Temping Vol. 1
My epic struggle to bring capitalism to its knees, thoroughly documented in handy HTML format.
The Annotated Richard McBeef
A look at the genius of Richard McBeef, a play written by Cho Seung-Hui, a certain South Korean who's been in the news lately for some reason.
Animation Website
If you're an animation fan, you probably hate anything made in the past four decades. But, most importantly, you hate yourself. Join me and take a step into the minds of those most obsessed with this niche hobby.
Marc Norton, Furniture Gremlin
Meet Marc Norton, the Dark Lord of Furniture. For years his black magic has corrupted the Cleveland area. Now, thanks to YouTube, his David Lynchian commercials have spread the septic tentacles of Norton Furniture throughout the Internet. Join me and stare into the gaping mouth of madness!
Diary of the 1000-Pound Man
Meet James Slunch, a fat man with a big heart. Unfortunately not big enough to support his massive, disgusting body.
SA Media Spotlight: Case Closed
The words "greatest television show ever" are thrown around a lot these days; but what series is truly worth this unique distinction?
The Awful Guide to Graduate School
Have you ever wanted your total debt to escalate from sub-epic to epic? Do you want to alienate your friends, family, and co-workers with your shocking lack of ignorance? In our current setting, where educated people are held in contempt more than ever, now has never been a better time to enter graduate school. Allow me to show you why.
Ohayocon 2007: Disappointment of Disappointments
A real-world view of an anime convention from a real-world nerd. Feel the passive aggression!
PharaohTech Annual Update
A fun and exciting trip into the corporate world of pyramid building! Enjoy being talked down to by brainless managers, just as you would at any modern job!
