The EWF, submitted by me!. It's been a while since we've had some good homoerotic backyard wrestling clownbags featured on this page. I'm unfortunately afraid that you'll have to keep waiting for another backyard wrestling site to be profiled because the EWF seems to be a wrestling league based in... well... their parent's livingroom.

Truly, EWF is a state-wide phenomenon. We are bigger than you think, and more popular than you think. We also believe that we are the most sophisticated, talented, mature, and devoted bunch of hardcore "backyard" wrestlers out there. Yes, we're hardcore, and yes, we rule.

EWF contacted the Asbury Park Press newspaper and is possibly going to appear in it as well. An article may appear on EWF and of course the link to this page will be displayed.

That last update, naturally, was posted on October 25th of 1998. I am assuming that the EWF isn't as popular as they believe or perhaps the editor of the Asbury Park Press declined to publish their interview after he was thrown into a packing crate next to the coffee table. As far as I can tell, the EWF doesn't even exist anymore... but that is not any reason for them to remove their embarrassing webpage from the Internet! Thank God for this electronic medium that preserves all our failures and humiliations for decades to come! Thank you very much, Internet!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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