Atma


cock hero flux

> get the golden sword in the background and ram it hilt first into the flesh golem's groin to act as a big sharp and potentially magical cock

Atma


7thBatallion

> Make a goddamn skeleton golem.

Redjakk

> Tear the wings off the freshly-dead angel and the impaled angel in the background and attach them to your unwinged golems.

Atma


7thBatallion

> Go get the goddamned beer, Jesus Christ.

Justin Tyme

> Go north through the gate and stop wasting time

Atma



almightyerin

> Tell the large angel "You think I'm on your side?" and cackle maniacally as you run your trident into his chest.

Redjakk

> Wiretap the demons to find their evil plan and then call in a drone strike

Garp Truther

> Set the weed golem on fire and catapult it into the demon army to get them all high

Atma


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