Mathhole
>Take fetus. Exit north.
Atma
Kumbamontu
>lie to christopher about how much you adore his writing, coax him into following you
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Lemonpieman
activate the hell laser at hitler, and while it slowly rises to his crotch laugh at him and walk over to the person in the middle
Atma
Kumbamontu
> pick up the cross christopher is attached to, leaving the other two behind. exit south
Atma
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