Busty girl problems: sometimes rats and bugs and shit fall into your big boobs and get lost in there for days. When you eat food, big chunks of it fall down between them and go moldy.
Busty girl problems: lifestyle based around hunting-gathering made unfeasible by big breasts getting stuck in the bow string. Also you keep slamming them in car doors by accident, tripping over them as you jog, etc.
Busty girl perk: Nice, a perk - pretty good to look on the bright side of having large, crudely drawn breasts. It's a good one too - you can put your phone between them. I don't have big breasts so I have to put my phone next to my head when I set an alarm on it, and it's pissing me off that I'll never be able to utilize the hearing sacs located in the cleavage of the breasts.
Graphics: 6/10
Longevity: 3/10
Audio: 0/10
Me getting off to these pics like a sick little pest: 6/10
OVERALL: TWO DANG THUMBS UP!!!
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