Zack: Black-eyed animes rising from between your knees in the bathtub.
Steve: Ahhh! If you just like glance at this thing it almost seems like it might be okay, but then you look at it a little more and you realize you can see like 3/4ths of its face and you're still only seeing one eye.
Zack: Or are you seeing one giant nostril?Steve: Ahhhh! I can't unsee it! Dang it dude!
Zack: Keep the change.
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