FIRST PLACE WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS!
Zack: This image comes from Abby, who I believe has submitted art to all of our contests.
Steve: Vanilla Ice is conjured from beyond space and time.
Zack: If you're going to summon a cosmic horror, it might as well be one that pitches macaroni and cheese.
Steve: Congratulations Abby, you are the $100 grand prize winner.
Zack: Thank you to everyone else who contributed artwork. If your art was not featured here, that doesn't necessarily mean it will not appear when we run our Hard Ticket to Baghdad module.
Steve: Come back next week for the conclusion to our Achtung! Cthulhu adventure Catch-666.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.