Steve: Knives, blindfolded screaming guy, weird occult text. I get it. But what's with the belts?
Zack: Evil belts. You can tell because they're at an angle. That suggests a sinister purpose.
Steve: What sinister purpose can a belt have?
Zack: Tying off the arm of a teddy bear to inject bugs.
Steve: Tying up a hooter maybe.Zack: Now, hold on, I've learned from several fighting video games that a belt over a hooter is a perfectly acceptable costume.
Steve: Is this where we date ourselves really badly by talking about #gamergate?
Zack: I've probably already made ten references that will be dated. Also I'm not holding an opinion on #gamergate. Too dangerous. So, uh, everybody is wrong. The truth is in the middle. Etc.
Steve: It's time we talk about #evilbelt.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.