Zack: This is Colombia's indigenous D-30 "Conquistador" Power Armor.

Steve: Notttt quite as cool as the skulls, guys.

Zack: I wonder if the Colombians go as crazy with the conquistador aesthetic as the Coalition goes with the skulls.

Steve: You know there is a cyber dog with a conquistador head somewhere.

Zack: Conquistador climbs down off conquistador shaped hover bike and walks into conquistador shaped restaurant to eat a conquistador shaped sandwich.

Steve: I just noticed the stripes on this thing. Is it wearing a referee jersey?

Zack: It's getting ready to issue a red card to a giant bug man for sliding into a dinosaur robot.

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