Zack: In your face, Richard Dawkins. The most atheist place ever has gods too.
Steve: I didn't know space belonged to the atheists.
Zack: Oh, those godless nerds want you to think space is full of natural wonder and the sublime joy of star science. Turns out, it's full of cyber dragons and Aztec priests.
Steve: What about Jesus?Zack: Sure. That can be the name of the screaming brain-gorilla.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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