Steve: First you get the files. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.
Zack: Then you get the Uzi. Then you get the mustache. Then you get the headband. Then you get a denim jacket and rip off the sleeves.Steve: Then you get the boombox. Then you get the cardboard. Then you get the crew. Then you get the popping and locking routine.
Zack: Then you get the noise going. Then you get the twitter following. Then you get the hashtag. Then you get the trending topic. Then you get the Today Show.Steve: Oh wait, I just got the title of this with Cassandra and Delphi. Very clever, TORG.
Zack: Then you get the book title.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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