~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Weird and/or obnoxious things your pets do- No, that peanut butter trick you taught your dog does not count.
Buba, Cuddle Bun, and other silly pet nicknames!- Poodle-oodle-oodle, Floofydoof, Shut Up, Whorecat, Shithead, Rumbling Mobile Meat Factory, GET THE FUCK OFF THE COUNTER, Jerkoff, Niglet, Granny Num Nums, Wretched Cur and King Chucksworthy of Chuckington Palace, Chucksburg New Chucky USA.
Please give me advice for my pregnant pit bull- landlubber adopted a pregnant female pit and she started giving birth right after the thread was posted. Cali ended up having nine little puppies! Talks of donating money to help Zombiesinmyshower! get a new pit to replace her late deaf pit, Boogeyman, that she rescued from an incredibly abusive household have started as well.
Pet Island Megathread of the Week That I'm Featuring Because I'm Lazy: Animal Questions Not Deserving Their Own Thread- Have an odd question that doesn't really merit a thread of its own? Post it here, and read up on other quick questions posted by other goons. Tons of helpful advice and funny anecdotes are at your fingertips.
~*~ Cinema Discusso ~*~
Oh Dear God, They Are Going to Make POTC 4- Disney decides to renew the franchise that was pretty much ended in the third one to make some more money. POTC screen writing, ethnicity discussion and sea turtles ITT.
Cantina scene in Star Wars- Nerdy CD goons share their Star Wars backstories and trivia in this fine thread, as well as discuss the bad-assness of Patrick Stewart.
The Halloween Horror Challenge - October 1st to 31st- Watch a horror movie every day of October. Some good suggestions: The Hottie and the Nottie, Disaster Movie, Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector.
movies that you hated on first viewing, but grew to realize the genious of- Do you go into every movie expecting an Oscar-winning masterpiece? Do you then realize that your expectations are way too high for most everything (which is probably why your parents hate you and your girlfriend left you) and try to enjoy the previously-disappointing trash again? Share your experiences of heart-breaking movie betrayal and subsequent redemption here.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
The Something Awful Forums: the last bastion of sanity on the Internet. "Forum Fridays" glances at some of the most interesting and popular threads from nearly each forum, highlighting a handful of threads each week.