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Constitutional Ruling on Torturing Guest Workers Delayed by Lack of Constitution

Gay Nightclub Collapse: Emergency Crews Rescue, Behead 7

Football Narrowly Edges Out Fatal Drifting Accidents as Saudi National Sport

Labor Assistance Center Built for Guest Workers With Unpaid Wages to Be Assisted Into Forced Labor Camps

Police Chief Announces Findings of Raid on Christian Mission: Christians Discovered, Arrested

King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz, the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques for the Prophet Mohammad (Peace Be Upon Him), Wise and True, Purchases New Rolls Royce

Prince Talal bin Abdul Aziz, Special Envoy to UNESCO, Purchases New White Woman

Prince Ahmed bin Abdul Aziz, Deputy Minister of the Interior, Announces Operation Clean Sweep to Crack Down on Possible Jewish Man in Country

Prince Muqran bin Abdul Aziz, Director General of the General Intelligence Directorate, Directs Generals to Intelligence Concerning the General Direction of Directorate General

Prince Badr bin Abdul Aziz, Deputy Commander of the National Guard, to Mobilize Elite Falconry Unit to Combat Rising Number of Mice in Desert

New Riyadh Shopping Mall to Allow Women to Speak to Male Employees Through Talking Tunnel

Husband's Two Whips: Enough Whips for Your Misdeeds?

Advice: 21 Ways to Please Your Husband in the Bed or Else You Sleep With Dogs in the Kennel

Saudi Aviatrix Achmelia bin Airzhurz on Non-Stop Flight Around World Mysteriously Vanishes Near USA Airport

Shock Survey: 23% of Women Refuse Burial During Menstruation, Liberalized Younger Generation Prefers Menstruation Sheds

Flooding in Pakistan Prompts Generous King Abdullah to Give Over 3 Billion US Dollars in Humanitarian Aid to Struggling Taliban Warlords

Analysis: President of USA Barack Obama Did Not Bow Low Enough to King Abdullah

What Went Wrong? 5 Years After Declaration of Jihad Danish Cartoonist Still Alive

Expert Cleric: Exposed Breasts of USA Strip Dancers May Have Influenced 9/11 Hijackers to Act

Saudi Military Leaders Prepare to Enjoy Impending Israel-Iran War

Study: 3D TV Pornography from USA Causes Families to Die

Women Using Skype May Die Conversing With Foreign Men

Death Befalls Man Who Chooses to Play as Sexualized Woman in Fighting Game for Xbox 360 System

Blu-Ray: "Friday the 13th" Camp Crystal Lake Wahhabist Practices Old Islam On Haraam Teens

Saudi Economy Diversifies to 1% Non-Oil Exports to Guarantee Robust Economic Future in Lifeless Desert With No Rivers

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