Food
If you've got a hunger for great jokes, belly up to The Simpsons! But if you're actually hungry, you'll turn to--that's right--literal food. When sitting down to your favorite dish in 2016, you'll likely think back to the several meals shared by The Simpsons family and think "What visionaries!" This reality is completely unlike the one seen in my unpublished sci-fi novel, Plant-People of Omega 7, in which a future race of advanced humans uses photosynthesis to live. Looks like I'll be writing 10-dollar articles like this one until a publisher bites! D'oh!
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Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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