Food

If you've got a hunger for great jokes, belly up to The Simpsons! But if you're actually hungry, you'll turn to--that's right--literal food. When sitting down to your favorite dish in 2016, you'll likely think back to the several meals shared by The Simpsons family and think "What visionaries!" This reality is completely unlike the one seen in my unpublished sci-fi novel, Plant-People of Omega 7, in which a future race of advanced humans uses photosynthesis to live. Looks like I'll be writing 10-dollar articles like this one until a publisher bites! D'oh!


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