And finally, this week's token teen forum.

No, you!

I'm not even trying anymore.

What guy doesn't do this?

Yeah in order to live a full of successful life you need to know what a butt plug is. r0meo can let you know all about sticking them up your asshole.

I think you're coming out dude.

My bum.

Oh aren't you clever locking threads and lookin' so fine. Call me sometime baby.

The only reason men like to do their girlfriends up the ass is because they are too nervous to ask out men.

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