Tampax can help you choose! For some reason this tampon selector cracks me up. It must be because I have the maturity of dishwasing detergent.

Forty three percent. There will be a lot more where that come from honey. I'd bet the farm on it.

Sorry but the AIM Girl forums only let in the best and the brightest. It's like applying for a damn home loan up in this piece.

Loose women sink ships.

It's uhm, a word, for your thingy... down... "there"... Jesus christ just say it, VAGINA, you smelly twats.

That's gotta be some forum right there.

I'm going to harvest bulk posts from the AIM Girl forums and sell them to the writers of the OC.

I hate it when my panty lines show.

Uhm. I think it takes a little longer than 5 hours to drive to Alaska from anywhere.

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