She was so great at it in fact, that she won first prize at our county fair.

I wonder if Leykis 101 can be used to get laid by your mom. I wonder.

Here's one: http://www.FREEINCESTFORUMFOR188544

You can take her virginity if you want, but be prepared to lose your ass virginity in state prison.

This forum is so disgusting that I can't even think of snide comments to make at their expense.

I think this guy is a little confused about how polls work.

I would like to have sex with a prospector.

See a therapist maybe?

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