True Christians Unite!

Update: Yes, this seems to be a parody forum as was confirmed by a few people. It's still hillarious though. And trust me, people like this probably do exist.

Internet King Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka had this to say about True Christians Unite, "Holy moley this can't be real. This has to be some complex series of parodies." We still can't tell. If this whole forum is some kind of prank to milk a reaction out of religious people then good show. If it really is real then I fear for us all. You decide!

Mmmm... hot pepper sauces.

HEY isn't that GREAT. THANK you for SHARING.

Wow. The business of shipping and translating bibles. Doesn't get much more exciting than this folks.

There's a difference between "one million visitors" and "one million visitors who think you're an insane crackpot".

OH Jeuses. It's this PERSON again.

The search is on for two woman in bikinis who alledgedly caused a man and his nephew to nearly drown in a public pool. The Sheriff's department is asking for your help finding the suspects who are deemed fashionably dangerous. If you know any information regarding these young women's whereabouts please call the Sheriff's depart immediately. There is a $25,000 reward for information leading to the suspects' arrest.


Ass ass ass.

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