This just about describes almost everyone on the internet.
All of the problems in the world could be solved by anime.
How the hell does "impressive" described an anime collection in any sense of the word?
WAH WAH I HAVE A SMALL PENIS WAH WAH
Don't knock it 'til you try it.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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