I know, having an alligator as a pet SEEMS perfectly safe. But there are actually a few downsides.
Mark Zuckerberg enters the VR zone!
Your guide to the main subreddits that there are.
What *is* the best way to make coffee?
Oh, my garden looks bad? You want a freaking cookie??
The true stories, behind the cum.
It's time to add pumpkin spice to things.
I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.
"Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No?"
I hate when it's apocalypse and relatable awkward shit happens to me... fuck...
"HEY, L-A-A-A-D-Y !!" R.I.P. JERRY LEWIS 1926-2017
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Got no time for haters 👏 people who expect me to do emotional labor for free 👏 and people who ask me why my dick is stuck in the VCR 👏
It's two seperate themes. The two themes are NOT connected.
What if Neo and Ted Theodore Logan were the same person? Not that hard to imagine
[sauntering up to joss whedon giving magazine interview] Hey are these guys bothering you
open grinders falling off lap on to carpet compilation (HD)
History people smiling!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
Find a discussion thread or facebook post or whatever where two people are having an argument about a movie or TV show. It's probably game of thrones or some shit. Say to one of them: "Hey is this guy bothering you"
Welcome... to scary hell.
The doctor said I needed more greens in my diet so I've been chowing down on scouring pads on my lunch breaks
You don't have to buy this on shutterstock. I've calmed down since last time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Liches are huge dumbasses. I do NOT respect liches.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
Seriously, it's exactly what the title says.
Another site got the better URL but we're still the best creepypasta wiki on the web. YES they are all about video games.
Oh my god... that guy's swinging his sword around. He must have an insanely disciplined mind
It really is that simple.
The uncontrollable hunger of pot addicts
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Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
Please buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images. I have a family
Me: *throwing a fidget spinner across the room* so what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
[clearing throat] I SAID "Crying Boy With Gun On Coast - buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images".
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Human ass vending machine.
Crying Boy With Gun On Coast - buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images.
These date stories really are the pits.
Their heads are so small! Look at them!
"Hey, Did You Know This?" Gaming is the internet's premier source for game trivia, way better than those other guys.
It's time to shrink some heads!
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
By popular [?] demand, Casca is, unfortunately, back!
Hello, I'm the Dilbert guy. You might know me from: Dilbert, the comic strip about an office worker who hates Mondays but loves lasagna, and my 2016 book The Illusion of Thought: 50 Ways I'm Already Inside Your Head, which is now banned from being donated to many second-hand book stores.
if ur an evil wizard post in this thread about the spells you cast and other things like that. personally for me i like to make potions that turn people into skeleton monsters that obey my every whim.
What's our old pal Casca up to this time?
Wow, certainly a provocative article title this week. Sorry. Next week it'll be about Donald Trump or some shit, promise.
Trump AND Obama!? What the!?
My new neighbour is an immigrant - and I'm fairly sure he's an illegal immigrant - and he has been harassing me and my family ever since he moved in. I'm just - I'd just like to know what legal recourse i have with regard to three major incidents, specifically.
*effortlessly evading the Xenomorphs clumsy blows* Ok, this has been fun, but I think it's about time I killed you.
Opulent Sofas at discount prices [because they're just photoshops and are not available for sale]!
Yeah it is getting a little long, huh. Well I'll get on it soon, have a few things to get done first tho
Look! He is driving a truck... again!
Fans have been eagerly awaiting this game since long before its initial promised release date of Winter 2005. But is this truly the worthy sequel to Persona 4: Dancing All Night that we've been waiting for?
People ask me if it's difficult to do so many different accents, but that's easy. The difficult part is dialing all the numbers.
Mmmm... delicious pepsicola... ua...
Think the customer is always right? Heh... read on, kid...
Here's the president of a country driving a truck!
Ever wanted to post? This simple flowchart makes things easy!
Sex is like an art. There's a good way to do it, and a bad way to do it.
TOO HOT for online! Or... just hot enough for online. Huh.
FBI, if you're listening to me right now, remain silent
I mean, they're not that bad. "Substandard" vending machines.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
These stimpaks are making me thirsty!
Let's improve these old-ass boring films with some Kong!
Apples... and ORANGES??? Wuh? Buh? Zuh?
Help influence an innocent child's most formative years!
We take to the streets to find out what consumers REALLY think of the Nintendo Switch!
"What are you gonna do, seize me?" -Quote from man seized
Three photoshop themes for the price of one! Special offer, today only!
Ever wondered about how to cook an egg? This article is for you!
These all just look like normal cats to me.
I stand with PewDiePie.
Ah yeah, that's the stuff
Political figures, mashed up, with photoshop [or other image editing software]!
May your YouTube recommendations always infer the worst about you
DO YOU HAVE PAIN? EXPERT SKIN REMOVAL
Web streaming is a dying medium. Please watch our TV channel.
I'm going to use my Q-Tips to clean my ears, against the explicit instructions not to do so
Movies are art.
*the Baha Men look at their feet and kick the dust around a tiny ajar bee door*
A contest to guess a Pokémon engenders even more awe-inspiring art!
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A contest to guess a Pokémon engenders awe-inspiring art!
Ever wanted to just cram a burger into a stranger's mouth?
"Yo RZA, yo razor, hit me with the major disappointment over the consistency of this flan"
It doesn't matter who she is, all that matters is what she's holding!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Drop a cadbury egg in there for a fun way to celebrate easter.
Too soon? Eh, it's probably fine. Post article
Please remember to get regular cancer screenings. This part isn't a joke. The part in the article itself is a joke though.
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