Subj: SLEEP (Part 57)
I have had lots of dream trouble lately but my confessions may help me rest.
Subj: MORE PRIZED PIGS??? !!!!! (Part 56)
I have a job now doing Pig Care for the mayor. His prized pigs can't be beat!!!
Subj: MILK PROBLEMS (Part 55)
I got into a milk match with a real piece of work named RUSTY.
A Look Back At The Election's Biggest Babies
Some of the Internet's biggest babies. Now with 400% more dads!
Tattoo Buyer's Guide 2013
Before you run out and grab an outdated tattoo, read our 2013 buyer's preview!
Free CB Handles, Get Your Free CB Handles Here
Over 300 completely free CB handles ripe for the pickin', good buddy.
Internet Fun: #GarfieldLive
Internet people had fun with a Garfield "live chat" recently. Have a look at the postmortem!
A Slightly Better List of Funny Twitter People
Stop reading the blogs! This is a better list of the best Twitter users you probably don't know!
Dr. David Thorpe Meets Pitbull
SA's own Dr. David Thorpe treks to an Alaskan island to meet Pitbull.
Advance Copy: CERN Announcement
Exclusive advance text of the highly-anticipated CERN announcement of July 2012.
@graeyalien's Graeytest Hits
Some of @graeyalien's greatest tweets ever. Follow him!
Your Idiot Kid Doesn't Need to Watch Movies All Day
It turns out that your dumb child might not need to be glued to gadgets all the time!
The Pleasure Texts: Episode I
The story of eternal pleasures, as told through those who lived it.
Baseless Speculation: John Travolta
A somewhat childish but provocative look at John Travolta's latest controversy.
Kickstarting Ron Paul
The Internet's going wild for a Kickstarter to develop an original Ron Paul video game. Take a look at how awesome and original it actually is!
Your Company Sucks at Social Media
Stop with the metrics and buzzwords and just shut up for a minute.
@JoseCanseco, Put Your Diaper Where Your Mouth Is
Jose Canseco, I have a very special offer and am putting up well over a thousand dollars.
#SaveDerpy!
Exploring the nature of the #SaveDerpy campaign with a well-trained eye.
February 14, 2012
Weird tweets and folks who forgot they turned on text notifications! Oh man!
Valentine's Day Last Ditch Kit
Time's running out and all the best gifts are gone from the store, but all is not lost!
How to Become an Adult Novelty Baron, Probably
I don't know a thing about business, but I think I know an idea when I see it!
Twitter is Full of Dregs
Contrary to popular belief, the real Katt Williams is not writing shitty jokes on Twitter all day.
Hold On, My Computer's Telling Me I Have Beef With Some Dude
Some blog's telling me I got a problem with some computer dude?
