The American Dream... Denied
Find out how rich people just like you are coping with the recession.
Dear Flurge Body Foam
When the fantasies portrayed by male hygiene product commercials come true, an important question arises: how do you kill what's already dead inside?
Ladies' Night
Ladies' night is a great chance to let loose and have a fun time with your gal pals. Order a drink, relax, and forget about your problems. No boys allowed. It's ladies' night.
My Hundredth Article Ever
Bob "BobServo" Mackey is celebrating his 100th Something Awful article, and you're invited!
The Return of Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
Spooky Steve dishes the dirt on this season's spookiest sound effects CDs!
The Mothers Against Monster Miscegenation Newsletter
Jump into the Something Awful time machine and visit an era where people had a less enlightened view about monster-on-monster love.
A funny video... ON THE INTERNET? MY INTERNET?
Our new riff of a not-at-all creepy educational short about puberty from the 1950s. Please put on your 3D glasses and watch boys grow right before your eyes! But do not touch the boys; the boys are not real.
The Awful Guide to Job Hunting
Can a comedy web site help you find a job? Admit it, you'll try anything at this point.
Cut Features from The Beatles: Rock Band
Explore the lost content of The Beatles: Rock Band in this exclusive Something Awful report!
Proud American Magazine Asks: How Do You Feel About Universal Health Care?
In an effort to pin down what this country thinks about universal health care, we've asked several average Americans for their average opinions on this important issue.
Your Dying Town Sucks II: The Movie
Get your riff on with this MST3K-style look at one of America's saddest towns.
Comedy Casserole
I took three article ideas that wouldn't work on their own and combined them into a multi-layered, inedible mess. It's the American way!
Yet Another Tribute to Michael Jackson
By popular demand, we unscrupulously cash in on a celebrity's death!
Doctor Emmett Brown, Time Monster
Doc Brown: time criminal or adorable scientist? We looked at the facts and decided to ignore them.
Another Message From Your College President
Riots? On my campus? You kids got some 'splaining to do!
The Awful Superhero Registry
Better know your local amateur superheroes, before they're brutally murdered in cold blood by actual criminals.
Fashion SWAT Jr.: Tea Party SWAT
If you love making fun of frumpy, politically illiterate white people, then join us in taking a gander at some of the highlights from last week's tea party protests!
A Tribute to Michael Bury
My YouTube tribute to Michael Bury, gifted MS Paint idiot savant.
Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
Spooky Steve gives you the inside dirt on the latest Halloween Sound Effects Albums--just in time for Easter!
The Simcity Board of Advisors Return
Let the Simcity Board of Advisors instruct you in the ways of government, at least until you get bored and put in all the cheat codes.
Let's Start Our Own Mafia
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to join the world of organized friendships.
Secret Money Secrets
I became rich in 4 weeks being lazy. Read my story and do the same.
Tips for the Recently Single
Stop sucking revolver and get on the gravy train to happiness with these helpful hints!
Presidential Tweets
Now that President Obama's BlackBerry usage has been reinstated, he has many important things to tell the American people 140 characters at a time.
Fluff Advocacy
A baffling endorsement of a sugary spread that's distinctly American.
