Steve: Tolerance has come a long way since Kult was published, but I still don't know if America is ready for a homoskeletal couple.
Zack: Don't you dare try to gender that skeleton.
Steve: Fair point. A skeleton did not shed its human flesh and grow a long neck just to be called a man by the likes of me.Zack: Also skeleton is their word now. We're supposed to call them bone masters.
Zack: Which has nothing to do with tolerance, they just demand we call them bone masters and they will make you do it.
Steve: As I have always warned, the real horror is inside us. A bone master waiting to come out.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.