Steve: Heck yeah! Check this out. It's like you're there in the middle of the carnage of a massacre. Smoke and fire everywhere.

Zack: Skull robots trying to blast orbs at babies.

Steve: Wicked hover bikes equipped with energy cannons.

Zack: Some guy wearing a cape and huffing nitrous.

Steve: Elite coalition troopers gunning down fleeing civilians.

Zack: The whole town has to die just to be sure they've finally exterminated Moby.

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