"I'll Have a Liter Data"
Zack: Uh, Ted, no you can't take that, you only have .05 liters of storage left on your face and head.
Steve: That's okay, my battery only had .003kw left of power.
Zack: You're going to have to figure out some other way to shoot 30 days worth of data straight into your eye hole.
Steve: How many liters is a data syringe?
Zack: Half as much, but it causes autism.
Steve: The joke is on you, I already have it!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.